So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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