I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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