Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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