Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
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and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
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I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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