Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
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