it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
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debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
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he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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