herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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