I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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