Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
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I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
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he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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