he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
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If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
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You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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