I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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