A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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