sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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