Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
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Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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