You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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