Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Randomize
