We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
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Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
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if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize