Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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