butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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