The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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