he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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