I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize
