we're blogging at a bar
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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