just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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