Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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