So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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