i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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