We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
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You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
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do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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