i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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