Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
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Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
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Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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