brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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