So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
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dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
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Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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