The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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