he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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