how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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