At least make sure they are 18
Why
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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