Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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