i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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