Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
More tranny stories later!
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
