OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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