my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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