Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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