I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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