it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
