hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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