shes about as inviting as chlamydia
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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