dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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