you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
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She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
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I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
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