That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
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We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
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the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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