weddingsv make me drug and hornr
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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