it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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