I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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